Phoenix 500

[Techman]

Imaginary Announcer Guy 1: Ladies and Gentlemen! Welcome to the start of season one, and welcome to the grandest stage of them all! Today our event takes place in the depths of Hell, and it is HOT! Now we take you down to the track with Imaginary Announcer Guy 2!

Imaginary Announcer Guy 2: Alright! Well, today is a fine day indeed! Today signifies the rebirth of our fine institution as Chocobo and Chocobo Riders take their positions! Oh, and you think it's HOT up there, the track is literally on fire down here. I'm not sure we may have that many finishers in this race. We now take you back up to Ke... I mean Imaginary Announcer Guy 1!

Imaginary Announcer Guy 1: Haha... well you've heard it folks. It is HOT in here and on fire down there. I do hope we have as many finish the race as possible. We now take you over to The Ref. to hear the official statistics of the race.

The Ref. : Alright... the stats. are simple:


Race Name: Phoenix 500
Race Length: Endurance (8)
Race Type: Medium (5)
Race starting/ending date: June 9, 2008/July 2, 2008
Prizes:
1st: 2500
2nd: 1250
3rd: 625


Race Participants:
Techman and Overlord
Azure and Leon
Carnage and Carnage
Hiruma Yoichi and Sena
Testament and Testament
Omega Arc and Angelus
wildarms and Omega

Race Bets:
(My money - 3,394)
Carnage - 5k Carnage, 4k Overlord, 4k Testament
Hiruma Yoichi - 2k Sena, 2k Carnage, 2k Tstament
Testament - 10K Testament



To Race: You must post saying you wish to join the race and you will be added to the race roster.

To Bet: In order to bet, you must first have money to donate. The minimum to bet on any chocobo is 250. You are allowed to bet on 3 chocobo's, but no more. Your bets should be posted with your entry post or you can just post your bet and not race. If you feel that you need to change your bet, then you have up until the second set of coins are flipped. To finalize your bet, you must send your money to me and I will keep track of it in this first post, but keep in mind, I will track those down who don't give what they bet!

Race On: Well... it wouldn't be much of a race if you didn't get involved, so... it is a requirement that you post after each updated segment of the race, or you will recieve no position in the race for that segment. You must post within 3 days of the segment post, or you will not recieve position (NO EXCEPTIONS)


Ok... now you may join if you'd like... and you may place bets.

[Albel Nox]

Sure thing Me and Leon will join this

Leon: WARK!

[Carnage]

Me and Carnage will join too. ;) I'll put 5k on me and 4k on Techman.

[Index]

Sena and I will join this.

[Testament]

Testament and I will be joining this event.

[Omega Arc]

I'll be on this race too, Angelus needs to stretch a little.

[Carnage]

I'm putting 4k on Testament as well. Gil already sent.

[Index]

Putting 2k on myself ,carnage, and testament.
Sent~

[Carnage]

When is this race going to start? I wanna get this shit started, yo.

[wildarms]

i think it will start june 9, unless techman want to start it early.

anyway, i would like to enter my chocobo, omega in on this race too

[Testament]

I would like to place 10k on myself.

[Techman]

Ok Carnage... hold on... the race will begin in about 13 hours from this post date... and Testamnet... don't forget to send the 10K

[Techman]

Gun-firing guy: BANG!!!

Announcer Guy 1 and 2: And the race is on. The following participants have elected to join us here for this big event:


Race Participants:
Techman and Overlord
Azure and Leon
Carnage and Carnage
Hiruma Yoichi and Sena
Testament and Testament
Omega Arc and Angelus
wildarms and Omega

I guess we could just talk about it, but let us go ahead and take you down to the scourched track for further detail.

Camera Guy 1, 2, and 4:



Techman and Overlord - HTTHH
Azure and Leon - HHTHH
Carnage and Carnage - THTHH
Hiruma Yoichi and Sena - HTTHT
Testament and Testament - THTTH
Omega Arc and Angelus - HTTHH
wildarms and Omega - HTHHT

Announcer Guy 6: Well, I think I can see who is out in front, but barely. I believe it is Azure and Leon followed closly by Carnage and Carnage, Omega and Angelus, wildarms and Omega, and Techman and Overlord, ending with Testament and Testament battling with Hiruma Yoichi and Sena just to stay out of the dreaded last place.

Announcer Guy 4: Well, I do hope that the racers don't have any mishaps while out on the field. Remember to post within 72 hours of this post or you won't have any coin flips in the next round.

Techman: Come on Overlord! I'll get another Choco to sit at my right side if you don't hurry the hell up!

[Index]

Sena speed it up or I'll send you straight to hell!

[wildarms]

Good job Omega, just stay close to the leader for now

[Omega Arc]

Angelus, that's just the beginning, keep speeding up gradually!

[Testament]

Gil sent

Testament's eyes begin to droop into a daze appearance and his focus and speed gradually increases 10 fold!

[Albel Nox]

Alright Leon were not that far ahead so lets edge further and further away from them!!! *Pats Leon"s side*

[Techman]

Announcer Guy 14369: Alrighty... I just killed Announcer Guy 1 and 2 so... welcome to my hell! I am proud to say that this is a fine race so far. Not caring who wins is that stupid ref guy... ref guy?

Ref Guy: Right... well... I have some results if you really want them!

Anouncer Guy 14369: Of course I want them idiot!

Ref Guy: Ok...



Race Participants:
Techman and Overlord - 3
Azure and Leon - 4
Carnage and Carnage - 3
Hiruma Yoichi and Sena - 2
Testament and Testament - 2
Omega Arc and Angelus - 3
wildarms and Omega - 3

Lap 2:


Race Participants:
Techman and Overlord - THTHH
Azure and Leon - HHTHH
Carnage and Carnage - Round Out
Hiruma Yoichi and Sena - HHTHT
Testament and Testament - HHHHH
Omega Arc and Angelus - TTHHH
wildarms and Omega - HHTHT

And there you go you evil bastard!

Announcer Guy 14369: It's about time you lazy shit! Join us next time as I try not to kill the Ref.

Techman: Hmm... yes... Choco legs anyone?

[Albel Nox]

Alright Leon were doing good. Take easy little buddy. well let them get a little closer and then burn them!

[Carnage]

Round out? Does that mean i'm out of the race?

[Omega Arc]

You didn't post on the first round, but you can keep on posting on the other ones.

Anyway...Angelus, try better next time, I know you can do it!

[wildarms]

you're doing good Omega. just keep it up

[Index]

Comon Sena Go!

[Carnage]

Oh in that case, go Carnage! Catch up to them and rip their heads off!

[Techman]

Techman: Ok. Well, this is quite interesting. I are sorry for not posting in a bit, but recent events kept me from doing so. Thats why I am not the biggest fan of T-storms.
Umm... yeah... so lightning struck a nieghbor's tree and that tree fell on the old and rusted transformer that used to be outside. This prompted a power-out for about 80 hours while they come and put up a new one.

The awesome thing is, there was a fairly nice explosion when the power when off, and the huge black spot that won't come off the road is also fairly nice, but I'm back so here we go...

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Announcer Guy 14693552: Welcome back all! Besides a few technical difficulties, I do believe we are ready to go...

Ref: Ok... I is ready to go.


Race Participants:
Techman and Overlord - 6
Azure and Leon - 8
Carnage and Carnage - 3
Hiruma Yoichi and Sena - 5
Testament and Testament - 7
Omega Arc and Angelus - 6
wildarms and Omega - 6

Lap 3:


Race Participants:
Techman and Overlord - HHHHT
Azure and Leon - HTTHH
Carnage and Carnage - TTHHH
Hiruma Yoichi and Sena - THHTT
Testament and Testament - Round Out
Omega Arc and Angelus - HHHTH
wildarms and Omega - THHHT

Do remember to reply...

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Techman: Ok, since I was gone for a bit more than 3 days, I shall take a round out this coming round myself.

[wildarms]

alright omega, just keep it going and catch up to the leader

[Omega Arc]

Yeah, Angelus, that's what I'm talking about!

[Index]

Dude Sena speed it up~

[Albel Nox]

Alright Leon we given them enough catchup now time to BURN!

[Carnage]

Wtf are you doing Carnage? I don't believe this shit.

[Testament]

Testament Continues to maintain focus, and remains oblivious to the other racers.

[Techman]

Announcer Guy 676635: Welcome back. Fun we are have now.
Announcer Guy 676637: What?
Announcer Guy 676635: Ref. What are results?

Ref: What? Results?:


Race Participants:
Techman and Overlord - 10
Azure and Leon - 11
Carnage and Carnage - 6
Hiruma Yoichi and Sena - 7
Testament and Testament - 7
Omega Arc and Angelus - 10
wildarms and Omega - 9

Lap 4:


Race Participants:
Techman and Overlord - Round Out
Azure and Leon - THTHH
Carnage and Carnage - HHTHT
Hiruma Yoichi and Sena - THHTH
Testament and Testament - THHTH
Omega Arc and Angelus - HHTTH
wildarms and Omega - THHTT

Anouuncer Guy 676635: Ok, don't forget to hit and/or encourage your choco.

Techman: Ok, come on Overlord.

[Carnage]

Go Carnage! <3 If you win this, I won't beat the shit out of you at the end of the race, I promise!

[Albel Nox]

Leon I swear to the god of chocobos if you do not get further ahead I'm not feeding you after this race!!!

Leon: WARK WARK!!!!

[Omega Arc]

You just have to catch up with one Choco, it's not that hard, Angelus!

[Index]

Comon SENA!!!

[Testament]

you are doing a good job for someone who has development issues...so keep it up and remember our deal! if you win the race you can have all the Mimmett Greens and Zeio Nuts you can eat!

[wildarms]

lets go omega, stop playing around with your opponents. its time to flip the switch

[Techman]

Announcer Guy 3: Ok, so Techman just got his internet back. After the ISP shut it off, they took their merry time hooking it back up. Way to go.

Announcer Guy 9: I are here to say, our ref had passed away. His death took place last night around 10:30, so here is our new ref.

Ref (The guy picking his nose): Ok, here are your results, excuse me for being the new guy:


Race Participants:
Techman and Overlord - 10
Azure and Leon - 14
Carnage and Carnage - 9
Hiruma Yoichi and Sena - 10
Testament and Testament - 10
Omega Arc and Angelus - 13
wildarms and Omega - 11

Lap 5:


Race Participants:
Techman and Overlord - HTHHT
Azure and Leon - HTTTH
Carnage and Carnage - HHTHT
Hiruma Yoichi and Sena - HHTHT
Testament and Testament - HTTHH
Omega Arc and Angelus - HTHHT
wildarms and Omega - HHTHT

Hope I did ok, reply or I'll flick my gold at you.

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Techman: Ok, doing good Overlord, speed it up a bit now.

[Index]

Comon Sena it'll be over soon!!

[wildarms]

just keep going omega

[Testament]

Don't count us out yet!
TESTAMENT SHOW THEM WHAT THEY'RE UP AGAINST!!!!

[Omega Arc]

Angelus, you can go better than that!

[Albel Nox]

Damnit Leon Now Omega has caught up with us. Time we end this!

[Carnage]

It's time for you to beat these bastards! Maximum Carnage!

[Carnage]

Someone get TechMan back here so we can finish this, lol.

[Testament]

Comon Test!

[Index]

Sena lets go~

Is this shit still going on?