You are the blasphemer! Ryu Hayabusa is the worlds most deadliest ninja! There is no way you can be better than him.
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If you mean that, then it is true you also doubt my friend, Über Ninja's integrity as a Ninja. Do you seriously want to bring the burn?
No.
No?
Yes. No.
So you can't?
Yes.
Knew it.
No.
Why?
Because.
Yes?
You don't even know.
;.;
All ninja fiction in the world has been created by real ninjas to keep the public's eye turned away! It's all a clever ruse to keep the average Joe Sixpack from thinking about ninjas!
Real ninjas that is!
What real Ninjas, Über Ninja?
I am the G Ninja.
Ninjas like you and I!
But mostly Fiction Ninja, since he's the one doing all the creative work.
Friction Ninja is my personal favorite, if you know what G Ninja means.
Ummm... can I have a pony?
Über Ninja, can you take this one?
Lol Fiction Ninja pwns
In the year 1175AD, Genghis Khan led an unsuccesful invasion Horde against the neighbouring countries to Mongolia! His invasion failed as his army clashed with a small warband of mysterious masked people draped in black tight fitting leotards mounted upon ponies!
You will havew gussed by now that the pony riders were ninjas on horseback! And the ponies were ninjitsu ponies!
Genghis Khan was so impressed he grew a long beard and subsequently decided to amass a huge army of pony riders, with which he then conquered Asia!
This all fit into the ninjas' plans, and that's also why he was so succesful!
To answer your question: You can have a pony. But only if you also choose to wear a funny furry hat and invade Asia!
Hi guys. Um, just wondering why you guys never return my calls.
You borrowed my cellphone charger and never returned it.
But that cellphone charger was mine, I was taking it back!
You borrowed the money to buy it! And you never paid me back!
Well, I can get you that money back right now. Just lend me $20, and you'll get it back with interest.
Oh great. It's him.
Ninjas will fall by my hand
I'm just wondering the best way to carve a turkey
There is no best way to carve a turkey. And what are you doing eating turkey anyways? Get yourself a pot roast or something.
Haha, yes. I wasn't expecting you to come here.
I hope I'm not interfering? I can remain Unseen if you would like it?
You're free to do whatever you like.
I am the G Ninja.
I have a few good ideas about what I could do. ;)
Friction Ninja always comes up with good ideas.
Ninja Gang Bang?!
In the Friction Dojo it's called a Shadow Dance.