sdaj

*jumps in the hole after Kratos leaves it*

Cheese

Makes chocolate start pouring from the sky

;.;

Dragonflies

Butterflies

Super flying agitated badgers are assaulting the castle with their seedless watermelon cannons!

DEFEND THE HOLD!

Fireflies

You have failed.


*Drapes Kratos with dead puppy heads* They're screams will haunt your mind.



*Twitches away*

lol