Über Ninja, can you take this one?
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Über Ninja, can you take this one?
Lol Fiction Ninja pwns
In the year 1175AD, Genghis Khan led an unsuccesful invasion Horde against the neighbouring countries to Mongolia! His invasion failed as his army clashed with a small warband of mysterious masked people draped in black tight fitting leotards mounted upon ponies!Quote:
Originally Posted by Techman
You will havew gussed by now that the pony riders were ninjas on horseback! And the ponies were ninjitsu ponies!
Genghis Khan was so impressed he grew a long beard and subsequently decided to amass a huge army of pony riders, with which he then conquered Asia!
This all fit into the ninjas' plans, and that's also why he was so succesful!
To answer your question: You can have a pony. But only if you also choose to wear a funny furry hat and invade Asia!
Hi guys. Um, just wondering why you guys never return my calls.
You borrowed my cellphone charger and never returned it.
But that cellphone charger was mine, I was taking it back!
You borrowed the money to buy it! And you never paid me back!
Well, I can get you that money back right now. Just lend me $20, and you'll get it back with interest.
Oh great. It's him.
Ninjas will fall by my hand