Here by popular demand. Go ahead and ask me anything.
Please utilize proper Grammar, or you will be corrected.
I am the G Ninja.
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Here by popular demand. Go ahead and ask me anything.
Please utilize proper Grammar, or you will be corrected.
I am the G Ninja.
hi
somtiems in school i get told in my enligs class i pay more attetnion to my gramer. but i rly like math alot better bcuz i dont now y but i do lol
do u think its rly tath improtant. i mena i liek math much bettre
I have no idea what you just said.
Next question.
Dear Mister G Ninja,
Hello, my name is Rick--Rick Astley. I have a question pertaining to grammar.
Do the words "Gonna" or "Lemme" or other shortened "slang" words bother you at all? Are you a person who believes "If it's not in the dictionary, it's incorrect."? I'm terribly interested in your thoughts and would be very honored if you would reply to this when you get the time.
Love,
Rick
I don't think bukkake is in the dictionary, but i know for sure that's real ~_^Quote:
Originally Posted by Rick Astley
Oh my...
LOL Rick, when I read that...I read it in Casey Kasem's voice for some reason. XD
Rick Astley, thank you for your question, friend.
No, slang doesn't bother me. Things like "woah", "okay", and "ain't" don't bother me at all, as long as they're spelled correctly (also, things like dunno, gonna, and lemme are actually accepted words of the English language).
However, these bastardized forms of the English language, known as "1337speak" or "AIM Talk", really bother me. I try my best to correct them as best as I can. Occasional use of "lol" or "imo" don't bother me, but ridiculous use really irks me.
helo again mr g nijna
my name donald
bcuz u trated my last message with disdaimn it made my feeligs feel bad. but then i thought that i had to maek a bettre post so u could understan
do u like traingles?
Haha, I take that as a compliment, Allen sir.
I also agree with what you're saying, G. Those things irritate me to no end, and I often feel sorry for the poor adolescent that is using the poor grammar. :( It's as if they don't know any better.
Triangles?Quote:
Originally Posted by lordtriangulator
Love triangles maybe.
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Dear Grammar Ninja,
I am severely disappointed in your latest post in the topic "Ask G Ninja." Love triangles? Really? Have you no capacity to truly love and commit.
:( Sincerely,
Rick
I love seeing them on the news and in my favorite Ninja soap Oprah's.
Also, Ninjas don't love.
Next question.
hi fninja
how did u bcome good at gramer
donald
Soap Oprah's?
Hahaha, it seems you have created an amusing typo.
Soap opera. Same difference. G Ninja doesn't watch them very often.
I took many Ninja Grammar classes. It was hard work, but it's worth it to see the English language flourish.Quote:
Originally Posted by lordtriangulator
lol
how do i become ninja
can ninjas b naemd donald or r theyre names all rly like ninjas in japan?
You want to become a Ninja? If you have the dedication, the drive to do so, then I, G Ninja, will give you the key.
http://realultimatepower.net/
I await more questions.
Are you intimidated by Uber Ninja's challenge to duel you, G Ninja?
Dear G Ninja,
I, Techman the Chocobo Overlord, have but two questions to ask of you. The first question: You wouldn't be related to my High School English teacher who proclaimed herself to be the 'Ultimate Grammarrian' would you? Second Question: If I were to speak spanish, would that hold any importance at all?The Choco Guy,
Techman
Hello, G Ninja. I too have a question.
Or two...
1.What is with the redundant capitalization of the word grammar.
2. If there is importance to the capitalization of it, then maybe you can tell me how it relates to my poor vision
3. I have some well written texts I would like to go over with you. Would you go over them with me?... or three.
I'd answer that by posting the link to the Sim Battle; however, it appears the owner of the site has rolled it back to version six.Quote:
Originally Posted by Selim
No. I am, most likely, quite a bit better.Quote:
Originally Posted by Techman
I don't care. My ultimate goal is to preserve the English language. If you spoke Spanish, I'd probably only correct you to the best of my abilities.Quote:
Originally Posted by Techman
I treat the word Grammar as legitimate subject to be learned at any local school. Such as World History or English 101, it deserves the same proper capitalization.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pervious
See above, you blind bastard.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pervious
No. Now I'd like to use this time to explain why your name is bad. It suggests that whatever account you create for yourself is 'human'. This isn't bad, but all I'm saying is that if you're going to be able to create a sort of 'character' for yourself, why not make it awesome? For example, a Ninja? Or a super hero? I'd recommend Impervious as a better user name.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pervious
I am the G Ninja.
I await more questions.
You know it's way past your level.
My name is not bad. And I do understand the definitions of both words, thank you very much. But I believe I will stick with Pervious. I'm just a realist.
Sorry, I forgot who you were for a second. I don't keep it real, in fact, Ninjas are known for being able to write their own awesome reality.
I await more questions.
How do you get to be such a fake ass ninja?
I was on a roll with awesome up until I fucked your mum.
I am the G Ninja.
I was doing some secret ninja stuff in South America recently, when my secret ninja cellphone suddenly started ringing! Obviously it was easy for me to turn it off, remain Unseen, and ninja off to another location before anyone of the ordinary Joe Sixpacks knew what was going on, but I don't know who it was that tried to call me!
Since I know you were at the secret ninja dojo call center to proofread the phonebooks there, can you tell me who it was that tried to call me?
Sincerely
Uber Ninja
ps: How do I put the phone on vibrate?
Sorry, Über Ninja, I was swamped with those phone books. Right after you left, Sensei gave me two more yellow page volumes to do! It was probably the Moocher Ninja, calling to see if you'd buy him dinner again, or the Teenage Mutant Ninja, calling to see if you had pizza.
P.S.: Just think about putting it on vibrate and your Ninja awesome will do it for you.
Oh that Moocher Ninja! I swear, if he wasn't so good at gathering information, I'd throw him through the thick ricepaper walls in the Ninja Dojo!
Or at least make him fluff the pillows on the Ninja Couch!
It turns out, Fluffer Ninjas aren't for fluffing pillows...
hi g ninja and ubber ninja
last nite i was i bed thinkig about teh traingles and if i shuld make more drawins of them when i herd a noise outside my wondiw and it was my cat
but he lookd spooked.
did ne of u spook him or peel into my window? i woner if im on 2 somthing wiht the traingles and if the govarnmet is spyng on me
testerbate
blah
there we go
Why isn't Monsters a RPG Admin account anymore?
How are you better than Ryu Hayabusa!
I don't know. But because I'm a ninja, you don't know that I don't know.Quote:
Originally Posted by Carnage
G Ninja just is.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hiruma Yoichi
Blasphemer!
Where?!