Ask G Ninja

[G Ninja]

do u like traingles?

Triangles?

Love triangles maybe.

Next question.

[Rick Astley]

Dear Grammar Ninja,

I am severely disappointed in your latest post in the topic "Ask G Ninja." Love triangles? Really? Have you no capacity to truly love and commit.

Sincerely,
Rick

[G Ninja]

I love seeing them on the news and in my favorite Ninja soap Oprah's.

Also, Ninjas don't love.

Next question.

[Lord Triangulator]

hi fninja

how did u bcome good at gramer

donald

[Rick Astley]

Soap Oprah's?

Hahaha, it seems you have created an amusing typo.

[G Ninja]

Soap opera. Same difference. G Ninja doesn't watch them very often.

how did u bcome good at gramer

I took many Ninja Grammar classes. It was hard work, but it's worth it to see the English language flourish.

[Lord Triangulator]

lol

how do i become ninja

can ninjas b naemd donald or r theyre names all rly like ninjas in japan?

[G Ninja]

You want to become a Ninja? If you have the dedication, the drive to do so, then I, G Ninja, will give you the key.

http://realultimatepower.net/

[G Ninja]

I await more questions.

[Selim]

Are you intimidated by Uber Ninja's challenge to duel you, G Ninja?