Ask G Ninja

[Chosen One]

Why?

[G Ninja]

Because.

[Index]

Yes?

[G Ninja]

You don't even know.

[Index]

;.;

[Uber Ninja]

All ninja fiction in the world has been created by real ninjas to keep the public's eye turned away! It's all a clever ruse to keep the average Joe Sixpack from thinking about ninjas!

Real ninjas that is!

[G Ninja]

What real Ninjas, Über Ninja?

I am the G Ninja.

[Uber Ninja]

Ninjas like you and I!

But mostly Fiction Ninja, since he's the one doing all the creative work.

[G Ninja]

Friction Ninja is my personal favorite, if you know what G Ninja means.

[Techman]

Ummm... can I have a pony?