Death to the Capitalist Scum

[Commie Viking]

What is this filth?



Commie Viking forwards the notion of a classless society. Your means of production come solely from this infernal RDE, and it appalls Commie Viking to the very core of his burly red heart. Commie Viking emerges from his Longboat with Hammer & Sickle, prepared to save Rogue Dynasty from the plague that erodes at its foundations.

Also, death to the Ninjas! Their stealthy approach offends Commie Viking, and his fulsome beard.

[G Ninja]

Well, Commie Viking, your Grammar is very excellent. I'm not sure what else I can do here.

UBER NINJA!

[Uber Ninja]

Vikings and ninjas have ever been at odds with one another. As loud and noisy as the viking is, so silent and sneaky is the ninja!

Vikings and ninjas are as ying is to yang!

[Friction Ninja]

Oh dear. I think the friction dojo is going to be a busy place the next days. Ninjas always get so worked up fighting vikings.

[Commie Viking]

Where are Commie Viking's warrior comrades? Is Commie Viking cursed to fight these wretches alone?

So be it! Commie Viking puts on his helmet, and unsheaths his mighty blade!