"The world is made up of three types of people: Dicks, Pussies, and Assholes. Dicks only want to fuck, and they want to fuck everything in sight. What do Dicks fuck? Dicks fuck Pussies, and they also fuck Assholes. Pussies aren't really interested in fucking, and they don't want Dicks to go around fucking everything in sight either. And Assholes, well, Assholes just shit all over everything they can, including Dicks and Pussies.

Sometimes, Dicks go too far and fuck too much. Pussies can prevent this from happening. But Dicks should be permitted to fuck when it's appropriate, because if they don't, Assholes get to do what they please, and everyone ends up covered in shit."

Team America